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If you know how to wear them,
even snowwash jeans works. If you know how to use snowwash, you also know how to use Versus and Moschino instead of Gucci and Prada.
If you know how to use them, you also know how to use non-obvious haircuts, like the "Hackney-council-flat-haircut" instead of a boring one.
If you know how to use all that, you'll always look cool. If you don't, use New Balance. You don't even have to know how to use them. Always try to be a fashion schizofrenic.