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(11:49)Alucard: whats gotten into you tweety ?
(11:50)Alucard: i havent even begun (11:50)*** Amy/Mike has joined. (11:50)*** Amy/Mike has left. (11:51)Alucard: what the hell is this tweety ? a monster ? (11:51)*** jenni has joined. (11:52)*** jenni has left. (11:52)*** fab has joined. (11:53)Alucard: yo vixen tweety....whats wrong ? you on hormone growth ? (11:53)fab: any horny girl around (11:53)*** cooper has joined. (11:53)fab: well (11:54)*** cooper has left. (11:54)Alucard: sweetys some sex mad cow (11:54)Alucard: try her (11:54)*** fab has left. (11:54)Alucard: and shes got two gentalia (11:54)Alucard: two times the fun (11:54)Alucard: Muhahaha (11:55)*** DERK has joined. DERK: hallo my derk DERK: i like fun, fun fun I'm derk Alucard: no no no DERK: some of my friends call me Kerk, like a captin tweety: seven u back for more?! Alucard: ure so lame tweety Alucard: its Derk the hand JErk DERK: thats not very nice, Alucard tweety: tweety: yes but not as lame as the bodliy part you think with> DERK: I think Alucard is a nasty piece of work tweety: I think your right DERK: then we should be friends??? tweety: naaaa DERK: hasn't Alucard gone all silent DERK: naaaa? why not? etern: how you all doing Alucard: i think both of you are sadistc lonley eople Alucard: one is sad horny cpw Alucard: cow Alucard: and the other is a lonely jerker tweety: whats an eople? Alucard: people <tweety: we both happen to be sitting in the same room Al> Alucard: so i noticed DERK: tell us about lonley jerking Alucard??? <tweety: why ask al, ask us> Alucard: so youve never spanked your monkey derk ? <tweety: seven you long lost spunk master where have you been> etern: hi dev DERK: not sayin I aint, just like so what if I did and then umm oh golly gosh.... DERK: oh my golly!!! Alucard: hello Etern...i gues you found me <tweety: so we are all sitting in the same room> Alucard: it aint as fun now they know your identity DERK: I'm in the corner under the lamp tweety: you poor soul DERK: lirical prankster <tweety: lirical prat> DERK: yer love you tooooo DERK: :[ Alucard: wheres your boyfriend tweety ? tweety: im a bit confused Alucard: 7 ? <tweety: gone to relieve himself> DERK: in the toilet??? <tweety: probably> DERK: say somethin tweety: where do u go derk DERK: when tweety: whenever DERK: i go to the park and watch the ducks!!! <tweety: I bet you do> tweety: Are you sure thats all you watch?! DERK: yeh I do and I feed them with little half pints of larger, if their good <tweety: only half?> DERK: sorry I meant little packets of stael bread Epoch: i'm back!!!! tweety: Epoch u back for what? <DERK: I'so happy> Epoch: im gone follow me www.chat.earthweb.com/ DERK: no DERK: tweety, you still up fo a bit of chat tweety: were moving on dick <tweety: no we are still here> DERK: were you going twiity! <tweety: so whats the interest in ducks jon> DERK: calling me a Richard <tweety: no a prick> DERK: Ducks'?? well they taste good, they can swim... <tweety: hi stone cold> DERK: Prick?? thats not very nice <tweety: if you eat them they cant swim> cDERK: probably the other way round *** Lilsatan is now known as funboy ian.: any ladies here? <tweety: this morning> DERK: whats it to you ?? |
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