Real oysters, big slimey mothers from the bottom of the sea. Really leary and really loud on the plate in the kitchen at John's. Like they were full of gravity. The first one made me gag on the flesh so deep down andd slow. I knew then I was really a tube. Everyone did it in the kitchen, as if... everyone gobbled the sea slime. When I got back home I got my photos back of what I saw in the mushroom field. Crikey dad.