It was dark outside when Donald answere the door. She had said she would be there at 6 o clock but now it was more like 9.00. She was absolutely furious and asked if she could make him swallow five pounds of uncooked brussel sprouts

For a moment he thought she might be his mother in drag. But she didn't seem quite as psychotic as most of the people he'd met latelty so he swallowed with a smile.

Donald made a living nowadays as a latino hustler

.............

She spent days trailing around after him, collecting video footage for her net site and listening to stories about the time Shiela Tequilla and he had "been too much for Naples".

The pantomime developed loosely around the tale of Cinderella. Donald was Donald, the Prince was a jewish princess, the Sista a nice piece of beef curtain and Buttons a sex god

It all went well until the night of the performance, when, after drinking the free vodka, Donald started speaking in tongues and

She said you can help me out there boy

and the hotel fire alarm went off at 5.00am in the morning. They all looked dog rough, except for Donald who had matching blue cotton Pyjamas.

They never found out "who done it" but it was gorgeous