It was dark outside when Donald answere the door. She had said she would be there at 6 o clock but now it was more like 9.00. She was WET and asked if she could DRY HERSELF ON THE RADIATOR

For a moment he thought she might be SWEATING PROFUSLY. But she didn't seem quite as psychotic as most of the people he'd met latelty so he STRIPPED HER.

Donald made a living nowadays as a A QX COLUMNIST

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She spent days trailing around after him, collecting video footage for her net site and listening to stories about the time Shiela Tequilla and he had "been too much for Naples".

The pantomime developed loosely around the tale of Cinderella. Donald was Donald, the Prince was a AFKAP, the Sista a BLISS and Buttons a TIRED MAN

It all went well until the night of the performance, when, after drinking the free vodka, Donald LIVED UP TO HIS REPUTATION

She REVEALED HER DARK SECRET

and the hotel fire alarm went off at 5.00am in the morning. They all looked dog rough, except for Donald who had matching blue cotton Pyjamas.

They never found out "who done it" but EVERYONE KNEW IT WAS DONALD