It was dark outside when Donald answere the door. She had said she would be there at 6 o clock but now it was more like 9.00. She was more than a little tipsy. Donald stood there and looked her up and down. She looked back with a menacing grin and asked if she could bring her friend in who Donald had now caught sight of lurking in a cheeky fashion in the darkness.

For a moment he thought she might be just winding him up, he'd only met her last weekend bumping as he was leaving the pub. Could this really be happening? . But she didn't seem quite as psychotic as most of the people he'd met latelty so he thought, I have nothing to loose why not, they seem like nice girls, and besides it was about time I done something wild....

Donald made a living nowadays as a Pet shop assistant, his only excitement was feeding the piranhas each morning

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She spent days trailing around after him, collecting video footage for her net site and listening to stories about the time Shiela Tequilla and he had "been too much for Naples".

The pantomime developed loosely around the tale of Cinderella. Donald was Donald, the Prince was a talking chimp, the Sista a a frustrated house wife and Buttons a well trained city boy

It all went well until the night of the performance, when, after drinking the free vodka, Donald let slip his plans to sneak his two secret sex kittens back into his room later..

She the girl he had met a week ago was a real performer and loved to tease donald with her sexy little friend. So after a few drinks met up and all sneaked back into his room... Donald went to the bathroom to freshen up and change into his new pyjamas, on returning to the room the girls were downing the Vodka in their undies... Donald was ordered to the chair by the dresser and told enjoy the show... the girls slowly began undressing each other and touching each other in ways donald had never imagined... he was ingrossed in his own private little show, wide eyed taking it all in... He lost track of time as the two minx's rolled around naked in front of him, it seemed like hours of pleasure until it was time for Donald to join in... The girls sat naked on the edge of the bed beckoning him with their wet fingers, they both sparker up cigarrettes

and the hotel fire alarm went off at 5.00am in the morning. They all looked dog rough, except for Donald who had matching blue cotton Pyjamas.

They never found out "who done it" but Donald knew and it was his little secret...