It was dark outside when Donald answere the door. She had said she would be there at 6 o clock but now it was more like 9.00. She was a comic figure and asked if she could start a new adventure

For a moment he thought she might be Betty Boo. But she didn't seem quite as psychotic as most of the people he'd met latelty so he tried to show her his collection of death psychotic females in the backotic.

Donald made a living nowadays as a model in porn mags

.............

She spent days trailing around after him, collecting video footage for her net site and listening to stories about the time Shiela Tequilla and he had "been too much for Naples".

The pantomime developed loosely around the tale of Cinderella. Donald was Donald, the Prince was a handsome as hell, the Sista a sexy and Buttons a did it all

It all went well until the night of the performance, when, after drinking the free vodka, Donald took six lines of coke

She forgot she was a comic caracter and decided to go for porn

and the hotel fire alarm went off at 5.00am in the morning. They all looked dog rough, except for Donald who had matching blue cotton Pyjamas.

They never found out "who done it" but they all lived hapily ever after