It was dark outside when Donald answere the door. She had said she would be there at 6 o clock but now it was more like 9.00. She was a prostitute and asked if she could shag him mercilessly

For a moment he thought she might be pulling his pisser. But she didn't seem quite as psychotic as most of the people he'd met latelty so he dropped his kecks and said climb aboard .

Donald made a living nowadays as a stud muffin

.............

She spent days trailing around after him, collecting video footage for her net site and listening to stories about the time Shiela Tequilla and he had "been too much for Naples".

The pantomime developed loosely around the tale of Cinderella. Donald was Donald, the Prince was a drag queen, the Sista a transsexual and Buttons a transvestite

It all went well until the night of the performance, when, after drinking the free vodka, Donald shafted all three proclaiming undying love to all

She caught aids

and the hotel fire alarm went off at 5.00am in the morning. They all looked dog rough, except for Donald who had matching blue cotton Pyjamas.

They never found out "who done it" but they all died as a result