It was dark outside when Donald answere the door. She had said she would be there at 6 o clock but now it was more like 9.00. She was dfsdfgdf and asked if she could sdfgsdfg

For a moment he thought she might be rurtzurtzu. But she didn't seem quite as psychotic as most of the people he'd met latelty so he gayshit.

Donald made a living nowadays as a dsgrttzugvhs

.............

She spent days trailing around after him, collecting video footage for her net site and listening to stories about the time Shiela Tequilla and he had "been too much for Naples".

The pantomime developed loosely around the tale of Cinderella. Donald was Donald, the Prince was a ertzer, the Sista a rfdrdrdr and Buttons a hhgossip

It all went well until the night of the performance, when, after drinking the free vodka, Donald boooooo

She got and the in the disco

and the hotel fire alarm went off at 5.00am in the morning. They all looked dog rough, except for Donald who had matching blue cotton Pyjamas.

They never found out "who done it" but they all lived dfdever after