It was dark outside when Donald answere the door. She had said she would be there at 6 o clock but now it was more like 9.00. She was black and asked if she could be white

For a moment he thought she might be crazy. But she didn't seem quite as psychotic as most of the people he'd met latelty so he got some bleach.

Donald made a living nowadays as a bleacher man!!!!!!!!!!!

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She spent days trailing around after him, collecting video footage for her net site and listening to stories about the time Shiela Tequilla and he had "been too much for Naples".

The pantomime developed loosely around the tale of Cinderella. Donald was Donald, the Prince was a natural black, the Sista a asian and Buttons a hoe

It all went well until the night of the performance, when, after drinking the free vodka, Donald drank the bleach

She got pissed and fell out with the bouncer in the hotel disco

and the hotel fire alarm went off at 5.00am in the morning. They all looked dog rough, except for Donald who had matching blue cotton Pyjamas.

They never found out "who done it" but she died