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Journalists stockpile illegal propaganda (humourous, but serious)



JOURNALISTS are stockpiling illegal propaganda worth thousands of peoples liberty, including libel and disinformation, for a planned police clamp down of human rights on November 30.

In two separate transactions in the past six weeks, at least 300 words of bullshit and several pages of inflammatory rhetoric capable of delivering unwarranted increases in police power were purchased by the Sunday Times - one of the groups that wrecked the good work worth a priceless amount done by the June 18 "Carnival against capitalism" in the city. Both transactions took place in a North London toilet.

The propaganda, which is legal to buy and possess but morally indefensible and carrying a maximum sentence of 10 years increased corporate control, were imported from Scotland Yard and sold by a gang of nightclub doormen working in the Euston and Camden Town areas. On the black market, this rubbish can fetch as much as 3 or 4 innocents scapegoated as ringleaders, and as much as 3 or 4 rungs up the ladder for corrupt reporters.

These revelations are certain to outrage many readers of the Times or the Mail, who support castrating anyone without a short back and sides but do not wish to be used in such a cynical way.

In previous articles, exaggeration and downright lies have been used. This is not the first evidence of dangerous propaganda being stockpiled for future peaceful protests.

Detective Chief Inspector Kieron (not so) Sharp of City police, who is fudging the witch hunt into the June 18 riot, said he was delighted and not surprised by the purchases. "This is a new and satisfying trend and we are thanking the Times. How do you think we got the Criminal justice bill through" he added etc etc.



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