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soaks away into the mossy bits. and then with half my mouth up her arse this sweet little turd apears, just like cigar almost pleasant almost nasty so i suck on it because thats the only thing to do and then it sort of melts and breaks of in my mouth and i eat it it's a freash little turd. at the other end the story she working at the narna, and her own tale she'l be telling down the pub with her *cunt lickers* and her *dill twitchers*. somehtin's going on and then i realise what, it's not turd I'm sucking and eating, the girl has stuck a cool bar of chocalate up her arse and now it's all over my nose and getting up her chinas, i must lick it clean *I must lick it clean* such a mantra for such a resorceful girl. wwho would of thought, chocalate in the bottom you norrry !

a pork, lemon and honey sausage
2.99/lb from Selfridges Food Hall
Oxford Street, London

to be tasted, will report soon

a fantastic sausage, a remarkable juxpostion of flavours, possibly the best sausage I've ever had