For reasons which he could not explain he found himself lying to all the women he talked to.
He told one that he was wearing a Prince Albert and another that he was the stunt double in the last James Bond Movie.
To begin with the lies were ineffectual and went unnoticed. but as time went by the lies became more extravagant.
He began to tell women that he was related to Peter the great.
In an unconvincing American accent he boasted that he was one of the astronauts on Sky-Lab.
He was the recording engineer on the Jackson Five hit "I want you back".
He played prop -forward for the all blacks in 1977.
He was the illigitimate half brother of Christopher Biggins.
A seceret sign was tattooed on his upper thigh; the symbol of the order to which he was Grand Wizard.