Take a seat.

Vamprella used to be man.

Yes, even you could look like Vamprella, in fact more of you should. Imagine it, after a short plastic surgery and beauty bonanza, you could have blonde hair, pouty lips and a pair of ladies funbags realistic enough to make you the most popular haxx0r at your local 2600.

We need more foxy hacker chicks.

If Vamprella (Brian) can do it, you can do it. Be elite. Make the change.